Lyrics

Just give me four
Cowboy chords
and an old guitar
Sitting by the fireside
I’ve got you mesmerized
And I can see it in your eyes that you want more

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Just listen to the sweet tones of my voice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Pretty soon you won’t have a choice

I’ve got my beanie on and rolled up jeans
Now gather around and pay attention to me
‘Cause I looked up this video on the internet
Of how to play this song so I can get you in bed
And I know that if I play it right and emote when I sing
It will be just like releasing rohypnol into your bloodstream

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Pretty soon you won’t have a choice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
‘Cause I am a predator with a silky voice

We’re gonna play the same four chords in a different order now
A minor to G, then F and Back to C
Oh shit. Those aren’t the lyrics. They’re just instructions on the tabs I found
I hope nobody noticed, let’s just get back to the verse now.

Now some of your friends they thought they figured me out
They tried to warn you about me and it filled you with doubt
But I’m like a wizard casting spells in your ear
And if I play the right charm it will dispel those fears
Now you don’t even stand a chance because I’ve got you fooled
Now look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me ‘cause I’m so fuckin’ cool, oh baby you

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Pretty soon you won’t have a choice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
‘Cause I am a predator with a silky voice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah I am a predator with a silky voice

Yeah I am a predator